Top or Bottom
Only losers swipe left or right in 2025...
What have you been living under a cock in your closet? Babe, come out of that closet and get on Top or Bottom. Itâs 2025. Weâre swiping for dominance now.
Top or Bottom... You Decide...
WTFaak has solved the #1 problem about being a gay...
At WTFaak.com, we proudly support the gay community â and we knew it was time to get on top of a serious issue: the eternal struggle of being gay.
Yes, the biggest one.
Are you the top or the bottom?Long gone are the days of wasting five sweaty minutes in an alpha-off, chest puffed, egos clashing, just to figure out who's driving and who's... emotionally available.
Letâs be real â we already know.
Swipe Up or Swipe Down... You Decide...
WTFaak.com
In high demand. In even higher heels.
We built Top or Bottom because the world needed answers â fast. We were gonna call it Alphas & Twinks, but we didnât want to get canceled by bottoms with feelings. So here we are.No more wasting two minutes in a gay-off over whoâs gonna lead.
This isnât UFC. Itâs Pride Fighting Championshipâ˘.
You swipe up if theyâre a Top. Swipe down if theyâre a Bottom.
No fluff. No bios. Just raw position-based judgment â the way nature intended.
Top or Bottom... You Decide...
Top or Bottom is Penetrating the Market Hard
People make being gay way too complicated. Vibes, moon phases, sexual astrology charts... babe, itâs not that deep. We brought it back to the roots: Top. Bottom. Thatâs it. No âmaybe if the lightingâs right,â no reversible mysteries. Just raw, honest positions. Malcolm, thereâs nobody in the middle.Top or Bottom is exploding right now â weâre growing fast, weâre penetrating hard, and weâre not sorry. Why? Because we were ruthless, focused, and unapologetically gay about building this app. You donât need a spectrum when youâve got a switch. Flip it. Click it. Pick a side.
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What's Up, You Down?
This is your last chance. If you wanna keep swiping left and right on your busted flip phone with emotionally unavailable losers, be our guest. But if youâre ready to joinTop or Bottom â where the modern gays are â itâs time to pick a lane. Be an alpha. Be a princess. Just donât be stuck in the middle like a confused middle seat on Spirit Airlines. Donât be that guy at Drag brunch, mouth open, clueless, when someone drops âTop or Bottomâ and you look like a queer in the headlights. Download it. Know your role. Be relevant.
Top or Bottom It's Not Cocket Science...
No fluff testimonials, they are here, they are queer and they are top or bottom...
"I'm 6'8", 320 pounds. Obviously I'm a bottom. What did you think I was? A loveseat?"
@DeMarcus, Bottom Since Birth
"Iâm 5'2", weigh less than a golden retriever, and I top like I own a yacht."
@Brent, Pocket-Sized Alpha
"Finally, an app that let's me be the power bottom that I am, just don't tell my wife ;)
@KrisD
See you soon ;)
Due to high demand and overloaded servers, registration is now invite-only.
Weâre not trying to be exclusive.Weâre just too hot to handle.đ Beg for an invite. Or flirt your way in.Top or Bottom â where roles are clear, and boundaries arenât.
Thank you
Hope to see you on the app. Give me a hard 5 up top⌠or on my flip side.
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You know where to tap, babe.
Top or Bottom â itâs not just a position, it's a life style!